THE JOB?
There you are, in deepest slime. It’s like this, everywhere you turn. Dirt, spiders, filth, spiders, grease, spiders, pain, dust and more spiders. Stuff stinks. The whole problem stinks. Even the spiders stink. The winds of pain and probably unsolvable consequences are blowing your way and there is no way out. There is a small matter of ... Well, we won’t go any further. We are sure you won’t want reminding about anything else in your dirt and grease sodden situation. 
Before you run away from it all, to a whole new life on the other side of the world, leaving your clothes on the beach, take just another five minutes away from your depression and read on.
THE TOOLS!
You are invited to peruse the following line up of exotic options for a cleaner life. When all else around you is failing, when things are on their last greasy slime - laden legs, you need some help and guidance towards a solution.
Right, my sweeties, my searchers for perfection in cleaning solutions, Here, at last, is the answer you’ve been waiting for, in all these years of looking, searching for that perfect solution to life’s little problems. You can’t do it yourself, you need a little help (for really big solutions, to really big unsolvable problems, go over to the consultancy area of this site)
Does your escalator need tarting up for the MD’s visit? Are those computers so dirty that new and improved life forms are ready to emerge from the casing? Is the kitchen that was last cleaned when dinosaur legs were a tasty treat on the menu, now in need of cleaning before being closed down by the massed hordes of environmental health inspectors? And is your dirty boat not quite stylish enough for your love life? And what can we say about a shop which offers not one but two versions of ways to avoid housework? One on a stylish CD – rom which gets you through most housework traumas (the rest are yours).
But best of all for you, they are all professional solutions to all those many and varied cleaning problems that so many have. And, we might add, they work. They work because we use them ourselves, in our business. And we developed them, anyway, as solutions to other people’s pain and slime (and dirty factories) and they are all guaranteed to work.
So in each of these manuals is the basis of a business plan for you as well as an answer to your own problems. Think of that – a dead cheap start up business plan. He who cleans right, cleans up.
So what are you waiting for? Get the plastic out and wave it in our direction, or write us a cheque and we’ll set you on the beginning path to clean and wealth. Click on the little bar and read all about it, then buy it.
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